Because you’ve never had the balls to confront your boss, here’s what you would say and underneath is why you’re wrong.

-My boss doesn’t pay me enough.

Yes, he or she does. How much money are you bringing into your place of business? I thought so. Maybe if you busted your ass to bring in some cash instead of bitching about your boss, you’d be making more.

-My boss makes me work weekends and holidays.

When you went in for your job interview, you told your boss you were a hard worker and now you bitch when your boss takes you up on it.

-My boss treats me like shit.

Quit being a pussy. Tell your boss that he or she is treating you like shit and to knock it off or you’ll find a new boss. Chances are, you won’t and who’s fault is that?

-My boss is stupid.

If you are smarter than your boss you should be able to take his or her job.

-My boss never gives me any credit.

You did something right and your boss doesn’t acknowledge it? Big deal. Your boss probably let some of your f-ups go too.

-My boss sexually harasses me.

No, he or she doesn’t. You’re ugly.

-My boss isn’t very nice.

Most people aren’t nice.

-My boss has bad breath.

You shouldn’t be that close to your boss anyway.

-My boss never gave me a promotion.

You’re probably not good at your job but he or she doesn’t have the heart to fire you.

-My boss made me work while I was sick.

You’re sick. You’re not dead.

-My boss made me work while I was on vacation.

It means the place can’t function without you. Ask for a raise upon return.

-My boss never says,“thank you.”

He or she is paying you. Your paycheck is a thank you.

-My boss says I waste too much time.

You’ve spent the past 4 minutes reading this. Get back to work. Seriously.

- John Huggins